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TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE BENEFITS OF AN AVERAGE OBESE AMERICAN

FOR YEARS AMERICANS HAVE GAINED MORE AND MORE WEIGHT. DIETS, EXERCISE AND PILLS HAVE ALL SEEMED TO DO NOTHING FOR THIS SO CALLED "EPIDEMIC." RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, OBESITY IS ACTUALLY GREAT FOR YOU. SOME MIGHT ASK "HOW CAN OBESITY HELP ME?" WELL, OBESITY ACTS AS A KIND OF SECURITY, INSURANCE IF YOU WILL. HELPING YOU OUT IN ALL KINDS OF SITUATIONS. FROM AN EXCUSE TO NOT RUN FAST TO A REASON FOR YOUR LAST HEART ATTCACK. THE OBESE CAN EVEN REST EASY ON THEIR LARDY BACKS KNOWING THAT IF FAMINE SHOULD STRIKE, THEY ARE READY. SO ISNT NOW THE RIGHT TIME TO BE SAVING FOR YOUR FUTURE BY EATING THOSE CHIPS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE. THE MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK BEING THIN IS "OK" FOR THEIR HEALTH WILL BE THE SAME ONES BEING BURIED FIRST WHEN THE FAMINE STRIKES. THESE PEOPLE TRY TO INFLUENCE OUR CHILDREN WITH LARD-LESS DIETS AND HAPPY ANIMALS WHO LOVE TO EAT HEALTHY. THEY HAVE ENEN TAKEN DOWN THE STRONGEST LEADER FOR THE HAPPY OBESE LIFESTYLE, COOKIE MONSTER. BAD MOVE, TRYING TO TAKE COOKIES AWAY FROM A COOKIE MOSNSTER WILL AND HAS RESULTED IN THE COOKIE MONSTER SPECIES LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATE FOOD SOURCE...

















COOKIE MONSTER

COOKIE MONSTER
LOOK AT WHAT A SIMPLE LACK OF COOKIE CAN DO

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE TEMPTED BY SOME CARROTS OR SOY, JUST SAY "NO, IM SAVING FOR MY FUTURE"




mjg
(THATS MIKE YOU FREAKS)

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